<myst> | yeah i suck at snowboarding too |
<myst> | skiing easier |
<Joshua> | yeah, i broke my arm and then my dad walked up to my twisted wreck of a body and told me i was faking it. |
<Joshua> | he wouldn't even take me to the doctor's until my mom came home and yelled at him. |
<myst> | lol! ah parents |
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