| <TLA-Sammybeany> | My step-dad told me a story today that cracked me up . . . |
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<TLA-Sammybeany> | We had some of the Shake 'N Bake chicken stuff the other night for dinner . . . apparently he took the leftovers to work for lunch . . . |
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<TLA-Sammybeany> | One of his co-workers, who happens to be black, walked up to him and was like "Damn, yo! You bring fried chicken to work and you don't give me any? What's up wit' dat'?!" |
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<TLA-Sammybeany> | So my step dad said "oh, well, it's only that Shake 'N Bake stuff. Â It's nothing special." The black dude was like "It's about to be Shake 'N Take if you don't start sharing, man! I'm gonna' shake you until you drop the chicken, then I'll take it!" |
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