| <Head> | if I download porn off of Kazaa |
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<Head> | you think the RIAA can find me? |
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<dsbnh> | yeah the RECORDING industry has huge ties for porn |
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<[GSF]Nitro> | Head- you will be sued by Ron Jeremy |
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<[GSF]Nitro> | actually, since his penis is a legal entity and franchise, it will be the wang that sues you |
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<Head> | lol |
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<dsbnh> | its actually declared a country |
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<dsbnh> | you can recieve asylum by hiding under it |
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<dsbnh> | it was recognized as a hero when it saved 3 children from drowning |
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<Head> | lol |
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<Panz> | and then cummed in there faces |
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<dsbnh> | .... |
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<Panz> | *Splat* |
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<Panz> | .... |
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<dsbnh> | why must you turn a story of heroism into a sick twisted pedophile affair |
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