| <spritegoddess> | I had some kid call me up at work today |
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<spritegoddess> | (I work at TRU) |
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<spritegoddess> | asking me for help in Vice City |
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<spritegoddess> | and he sounded like he was maybe...10 |
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<spritegoddess> | I don't know why he was calling the place where he bought the game for in-game help |
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<Mank> | Probably because his mom told him to, sprite. |
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<spritegoddess> | "It's ok sweetie, ask the nice toys 'r us lady about the prostitutes" |
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