| Billy> | i met a porno star |
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@dura> | so DID I! |
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PyRoWaRrIoR> | I am a porno star |
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PyRoWaRrIoR> | I didn't get paid though |
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PyRoWaRrIoR> | and there was no cameras =/ |
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PyRoWaRrIoR> | it was just me, a sheep, and this guy named fred who SAID he knew my dad and my dad said it was ok |
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PyRoWaRrIoR> | but I didn't believe him |
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PyRoWaRrIoR> | and my ass still hurts |
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PyRoWaRrIoR> | and the worst part is |
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PyRoWaRrIoR> | he never called or wrote :( |
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