<Supergoad> | im about to bid on a damn fine sexy router |
<Supergoad> | im gonna sleep with it, caress its ports with my tounge |
<Supergoad> | then im gonna plug my cable into it |
<Supergoad> | and its LED's are gonna go wild |
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