| (making NPCs for D&D) |
<Stefanf> | Hurrah! I have decided what to spend the remaining 535 gp on! |
<Stefanf> | The captain of the Stade city guard now owns 267 sheep! |
<Neko_Ali> | Stefanf: make sure to buy him lots of fantasy bling bling. |
<Neko_Ali> | Gold plated chainmail. |
<Neko_Ali> | a solid platinum toasting fork. |
<Sutekh> | gold plated Bikini |
<Stefanf> | Diamond-covered ring of protection? |
<Neko_Ali> | and a totally tricked out low-rider horse with hydraulics! |
<Stefanf> | lmao! |
<Neko_Ali> | can't you just see him on inspection parade, bouncing along with his magical music box blaring from the saddle? |
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