| <MugsyDaFish> | i was peeing on the building and a cop rolls up on his bike |
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<MugsyDaFish> | i told him, i hope you're not going to arrest me cuz i don't think ill be able to sit on the handlebars |
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<MugsyDaFish> | i almost went to jail for that |
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