| <@zeleftikam> | man, i am so dumb. you know how sometimes food makes a popping sound in the microwave? |
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<@zeleftikam> | well i was microwaving something |
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<@zeleftikam> | and after a minute or so |
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<@zeleftikam> | it made a pop |
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<@zeleftikam> | and im like |
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<@zeleftikam> | ah well |
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<@zeleftikam> | food does that |
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<@zeleftikam> | then it started going fucking crazy with pops |
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<@zeleftikam> | like almost constantly |
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<@zeleftikam> | and i got freaked out and ran over to the microwave |
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<@zeleftikam> | then i remembered i put in popcorn. |
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