| <Casm> | so lemme get this straight... |
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<Casm> | you asked for sex on the 2nd date |
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<Casm> | and when she said no you started crying? |
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<Fr0id> | yep |
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<Casm> | and she felt sorry for ya and put out? |
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<Fr0id> | yep |
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<Casm> | so in order to get pussy, you gotta BE a pussy? |
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<Fr0id> | seems like it |
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<Casm> | i swear to god the whole fuckin world's against me! |
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