| <toe> | Man i play too many video games |
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<toe> | I got pulled over by a cop tonite |
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<toe> | He stands at my window and goes "So why exactly were you speeding?" |
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<toe> | my reply? "I wasnt speeding, i was qualifying!" |
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<toe> | $165 fine right about there. |
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