| EiNHaNdeR_MK_II> | you know that term "If you were my homework, i would be doing you on the desk right now" |
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EiNHaNdeR_MK_II> | i changed it to "If you were my homework, my dog would be eating you right now" |
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EiNHaNdeR_MK_II> | i was slapped by this fat chick in class when i said it |
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