| <skreid> | so i was trick or treating right |
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<GODLY> | arent u a little old for that? |
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<skreid> | fuck no |
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<skreid> | anyway |
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<skreid> | so i went as a present this year, just a bigass bow and some curled ribbons, and i go up to this door |
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<skreid> | and a 75 year old woman and her husband open the door, and the woman goes "what are you?" |
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<skreid> | i go "a present", and she gives me candy. just as i start to walk away, she goes |
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<skreid> | "who would want that??" |
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<skreid> | and some little kid behind me just goes "OHHHH! BURN!" |
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<GODLY> | loser. |
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