| <tyrius> | i have no job, no car, no gf |
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<tyrius> | its 4am, sitting in my parents basement |
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<tyrius> | my fingers are now permanent orange from the cheetos, and so is my wang (dont ask) |
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<tyrius> | and dont you hate it when you step in a puddle of cum, then step in leftover dry ramen on the floor |
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<tyrius> | if you let this shit dry, its impossible to get off. like instant liquid cement |
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<tyrius> | ... |
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<tyrius> | hello |
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<ef_slinky> | You make me feel so good about my life right now. Thank you. |
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