| <Dizzo> | doesnt look like I'll be spending thanksgiving with family |
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<Dizzo> | all they do is get on my ass about why im not in college right now anyway |
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<Dizzo> | "Why aren't you getting your degree? You're like 21" |
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<Dizzo> | "I don't know grandma, why aren't you dead? You're like 75" |
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<Dizzo> | im glad im willing to settle for cranberry sauce in a can, because thats as happy as its gonna get |
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<Sephraem> | wtf |
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