| <Green> | So I got in my car |
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<Green> | and there was birdshit on my windsheild |
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<Green> | so i got a paper towel and got out to wipe it off |
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<Green> | but it wouldn't come off |
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<Green> | and thats when I realized it was on the INSIDE |
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<Green> | I had a hard time getting to sleep that night |
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