| <pHluid> | GF the other day said something about me not washing my hands after I take a piss |
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<pHluid> | "First of all, I don't piss on my hands. Secondly, you put the damn thing IN YOUR MOUTH, I think I'll be allright to touch it every now and then." |
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<pHluid> | That shut her up. |
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