| devilsad> | OO is like the missionary position, all day long |
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@sobri> | heh |
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@sobri> | i think of it more like group sex |
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devilsad> | no wonder you like it then |
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@sobri> | class ReachAround extends AnalSex |
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_Spunky_> | its like an orgy with everyone you know - you know exactly how to treat each class |
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_Spunky_> | whereas imperative code, you have to be formally introduced to each new partenr |
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@sobri> | and remember every conversation you've had with them, just incase you put your food in your mouth with something you say later |
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devilsad> | it's too clean and clinical for me |
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devilsad> | rubber gloves on before the insertion, so to speak |
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@sobri] heh |
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_Spunky_> | haha |
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devilsad> | no casual toying with other people's private functions |
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@sobri> | i don't know OOP in any languages other than php, but can always statically call methods |
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@sobri> | $jizzim = ForePlay::handJob; |
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_Spunky_> | public sub spunkOnTheCarpet() |
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@sobri> | $orgy = new Orgy; $orgy->addFemale('linda'); $orgy->addFemale('tina'); $orgy->addMidget('gary'); $orgy->addSelf(); |
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devilsad> | lol |
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