| <Spooky42> | omg i just stabbed myself in the face with a corncob holder thing |
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<Funky_> | hahahahahahah |
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<Funky_> | is it bad? |
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<Spooky42> | its bleeding a little.. |
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<Funky_> | :( |
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<Spooky42> | i got butter on it too :( |
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<Funky_> | ok... |
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<Funky_> | so... WHY did you stab yourself in the face with a corncob holder thing? |
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<Spooky42> | im not sure quite how it happened :( |
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<Funky_> | wtf |
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<Funky_> | you don't know how you stabbed yourself in the face? |
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<Spooky42> | i was eating corn. and it slid out of the corncob and i went to slide it in real quick and it didnt line up with the previous holes and it slid off into my cheek |
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<Funky_> | HAHAHAHAH |
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<Spooky42> | it hurts! |
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<Funky_> | sorry |
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<Funky_> | It's just too funny |
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<Spooky42> | i dropped my corn too! |
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