| <Joshua> | how's the recording going? |
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<Joshua> | or the whole band thing i guess... haven't heard much as of late... |
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<Lexx> | like a dead paraplegic snail, nailed to a dead paraplegic badger that has been cemented into the foundations of a building |
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<Joshua> | umm... was the snail dead before it was nailed to the badger? |
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<Lexx> | they were both stillborn |
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<Lexx> | as were their parents |
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<Alamias> | Sounds like my sex life |
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<Joshua> | wow... |
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