| <jay> | when i get married im gonna buy my wife a BMW 318, because they are really safe and yet sluggish enough for her not to cause any trouble |
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<adam> | yeah? when i get married, im gonna take out a big life insurance policy on my wife and buy her a Hyundai Excel |
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