| <Djinna> | i think i'm gonna make fleshy put out tonight. |
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<miscca> | hahahah |
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<miscca> | make him put out? |
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<miscca> | you have not been married long enough for that missy :) |
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<Djinna> | i'm gonna tie him to the bed and sit on his face until he makes me smile |
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