| <pagan> | have you ever sneezed while taking a shit? |
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<pagan> | explosive reaction, to say the least |
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<goatgirl> | you even been inside a woman when she sneezes? |
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<goatgirl> | major vagina clench |
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<Juxta> | yay for vagina clentch |
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<goatgirl> | i usually sneeze 5 times in a row |
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<goatgirl> | just think, 5 vaginal clenches is quick succession |
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<pagan> | im gonna throw ground peper in my wifes face tonight when im fucking her :D |
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<goatgirl> | hahahah |
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