| punkass_keith> | did i tell you my aborted baby idea? |
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ecj> | no what is it |
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punkass_keith> | if i was a girl, i would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of beign pregnat so i would deliver a potatoe sized 1/3 developed dead fetus, then i would take the fetus, put it in a jar of perservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house. and i would do it until i had so many the rooms walls were nothign but potatoe sized aborted fetuses. then i would have a kid and when they're bad i would make them sit in the fetus room and remind them of how easy i could have aborted their ass. |
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