| <Joe> | I know everything there is to know about masturbating |
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<Tiffany> | teach me joe |
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<Joe> | OK WELL FIRST FIND YOUR PENIS |
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<Joe> | YOU GOTS ONE OF THOSE RIGHT?? |
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<Joe> | BECAUSE OTHERWISE THIS IS GOING TO BE REALLY REALLY DIFFICULT |
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<Tiffany> | o damn |
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<Tiffany> | nevermind then |
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