| <hazza-> | there was a young vampire named mable |
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<hazza-> | who's periods where really quite stable |
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<hazza-> | and every full moon |
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<hazza-> | she'd get out a spoon |
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<hazza-> | and drink herself under the table |
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<liCARUS> | sick bastard |
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<liCARUS> | i like it tho :0 |
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