| <Snow> | If Grand Theft Auto isn't mankind's greatest invention, I don't know what is. |
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<Snow> | I just flew around the city in an Apache attack helicopter firing missiles and random cars. And when I got bored of that, I stole some guys motorcycle, rode 120mph across town to a nightclub, where I picked up $10,000, walked inside, and fired a minigun into the crowd, liquifying everyone inside. |
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<Snow> | And then I picked up a new suit and went home and called it a day. |
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<dano> | i love how accurate its portrayal of the 1980s night-life is |
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