| <MadHack-> | i've developed a bad habit of making a hand motion when i fart |
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<MadHack-> | like i'm pulling a big lever or something |
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<mrwhite> | hahahahhaha |
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<MadHack-> | and i squeeze my face like it takes effort, too |
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<mrwhite> | you'll win the jackpot one day and shit your pants |
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<MadHack-> | and if i'm standing, lift my leg |
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<MadHack-> | farting's really turned into a full-body experience here |
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