| <Nate> | i have a big problem suddenly |
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<Nate> | i just went to scratch myself |
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<Nate> | had superglue on my hand and didn't realize it |
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<Nate> | my left hand is now superglued somewhere very bad |
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<Weirdo_God_of_Insanity> | Remember, twisting motions will overstress the glue, hopefully before it overstresses you. |
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Weirdo_God_of_Insanity is suddenly GLAD he cannot see Nate right now. |
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<Nate> | ....... |
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<Nate> | oh god |
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<Nate> | that hurt.. |
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<Nate> | cccc |
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<Nate> | cccc |
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<Nate> | dammit |
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<Nate> | my fingers now glued to the c key |
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<Weirdo_God_of_Insanity> | Well, that's gotta be an improvement, really. |
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