| <TheWickerMan> | My cousin |
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<TheWickerMan> | Is the epitome |
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<TheWickerMan> | of stupidity |
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<TheWickerMan> | I told her to clean the turkey for some dumb party we are having |
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<TheWickerMan> | And she puts it in the oven right |
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<TheWickerMan> | and sets it to |
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<TheWickerMan> | "clean" |
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<TheWickerMan> | and I was like "y u do dat" |
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<TheWickerMan> | "oh the oven has a clean setting" |
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<TheWickerMan> | so we all ate |
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<TheWickerMan> | TV dinners that night |
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