| <b0b> | fucking hell dude |
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<b0b> | i hate when the salsa in the jar gets low |
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<b0b> | and I try to get it out with a chip and it gets all of my fingers |
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<b0b> | and i just end up crying myself to sleep with my fingers covered in salsa |
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