| <faR_away-> | my dad dont know how to use a cordless phone |
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<faR_away-> | i hand him the fone saying its for you |
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<faR_away-> | so it presses 'talk' because he thought it was off |
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<faR_away-> | and im like.. why would I give u a phone saying its for you and it being off |
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