| <whatshisname> | Why does the media insist on calling intelligent design an 'alternative' to the theory of evolution? That's like saying pancakes are a good alternative to an internal combustion engine. What units do you use for measuring Godliness? |
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<mediaho> | Cleanliness? |
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<whatshisname> | I was thinking more along the lines of Jehovahwatts: "It took 47.3 Jehovahwatts to turn that water into wine" |
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<MrNeutron> | "Wha. . . what the hell is a Jehovahwatt" |
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<Smallberries> | About 103 Jews. |
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<pwhp_67> | Are Jehovawatts metric? |
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<jimmyhaha> | Commie. |
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