| <UKDJlPlanet> | I swear to god |
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<UKDJlPlanet> | I've just heard a duck tell a joke |
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<Jock> | o...k |
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<UKDJlPlanet> | there was as group of ducks on a pond near where i live |
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<UKDJlPlanet> | one of the ducks was quacking away looking straight at a group of like 10 ducks |
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<UKDJlPlanet> | then he stopped and all the other ducks went mental |
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<UKDJlPlanet> | it looked just like duck stand-up comedy |
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