| <Rhyos> | Anyone wanna hear a bad geology joke? |
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<Midknight> | go on, humor us |
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<Rhyos> | Ok. A bit of background. |
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<Rhyos> | Everyone know what halite is? |
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<Midknight> | if it fails then you will have to be killed a most imaginative and horrible way :) |
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<Rhyos> | It's just a big block of salt. |
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<Rhyos> | *not the joke* |
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<Rhyos> | Anyways, basalt is the stuff that's on the ocean floor. |
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<Rhyos> | So... what do geologists call the stuff on the ocean floor? |
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<LordJD> | fish shit |
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<Rhyos> | Sheep halite. *it was on a test* Fish shit is probably even funnier. |
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