| <twanks> | i met this chick at the bar the other day |
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<twanks> | and she was all like "i wanna fuck your brains out" steamy woman... |
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<twanks> | so i was all "hell yeh" |
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<twanks> | so we come back to my place |
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<twanks> | and she jumps on my bed, strips down |
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<twanks> | then she opens her legs wide, begins strokin the ole axe wound |
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<twanks> | and shes moaning and stuff |
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<twanks> | and dude |
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<twanks> | i reckon i coulda had sex |
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