| Banjax> | dude, totally hilarious, I'm walking down the street and around the corner I see these people protesting outside a coat shop that sells fur coats. They had buckets of red paint |
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TurboJesusDELUXE> | oh boy |
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Banjax> | this one woman comes around the other corner wearing a fur coat of her own. The whole crowd turns on her like wolves on a lamb, and the closest girl with a bucket of paint throws it on her |
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Banjax> | so she's dripping with paint and starts screaming like she's been shot, and then she's like "it's a fake fur coat, you dumb bitch!" |
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Banjax> | and without missing a beat the other chick says "that's okay, it's fake blood" |
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TurboJesusDELUXE> | HAHA, awesome |
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