| <{Mantis}> | we had an interesting conversation once while we were both doing nitrous balloons... |
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<{Mantis}> | pure...pharamsuetical grade nitrous I might add |
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<{Mantis}> | we were in the middle of this awesome conversation and then we both looked up and here walking up to us....was this naked woman who was painted from head to toe as a cheetah... |
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<{Mantis}> | with wiskers and all...I thought I was hallucinating...and then she walked up to me...and reached out and said...."can I have some of your ballooon" |
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<{Mantis}> | I was so startled I let it go......and it went zinnning around,.... |
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<{Mantis}> | she went damn.........now I'll have to blow and another one... |
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