| <@xeara> | a kid raped a care bear at my store a while back |
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<@xeara> | cut a hole in it |
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<@xeara> | and bam |
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<@xeara> | left some nog in it. the woman that found him doing that |
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<@xeara> | thought he was stuffin it with shit to steal |
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<@xeara> | reached her hand in... |
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<@xeara> | wasnt pleasant |
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