| <@Tenor> | 'Today, my mom found a condom in my pocket while doing my laundry. Instead of having the subsequent discussion about the birds and the bees my mother simply asked "Who would have sex with you?" FML' |
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<@Tenor> | I'm going to be that type of parent |
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<@hsimah> | who would have sex with you? |
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