| <[Smoke]> | "Every gay club in the world owns one and only one CD, a disc entitled "TRANCE-A-HOLIC TECHNO BEAT CLUB HAPPYCORE TRANCE NATION DRUMSTEP BIG BEAT DISCO REMIX FEVER." This CD has three tracks, all of which have the same four-on-the-floor rhythm that loops for roughly 100 minutes and is accompanied by a woman moaning, "ooohhhh ahhhh oowwweeeeee!" at random intervals while a $199 Roland "DJ In a Box" synth plays up to three different minor chords" |
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<NrgSpoon> | ph33r the Real Folk Blues chiptune |
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<[Smoke]> | "Homosexuals love this CD; it's like turning on a porch light and watching the waves of June Bugs and moths fly in and and start making out with each other." |
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<NrgSpoon> | damn. i think my comment got sandwiched into gay sex |
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<NrgSpoon> | it was so young, too. |
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