<[dSx]kiLLmAsta> | holy |
<[dSx]kiLLmAsta> | fucking |
<[dSx]h34dsh0t> | what? |
<[dSx]kiLLmAsta> | dudes |
<[dSx]kiLLmAsta> | if any of you have rats in the house |
<[dSx]kiLLmAsta> | WASH YOUR FUCKING WANK RAGS REGULARLY |
<[dSx]h34dsh0t> | ... |
<[dSx]awpMAN> | wtf? |
<[dSx]h34dsh0t> | you're kidding, right? |
<[dSx]kiLLmAsta> | dude |
<[dSx]kiLLmAsta> | i am fucking serious |
<[dSx]awpMAN> | not all of us have wank rags, dumbass |
<[dSx]kiLLmAsta> | so i had this wank rag i forgot about and left in a corner of the room under some shit right |
<[dSx]kiLLmAsta> | i find it today and it has FUCKING HOLES IN IT RIGHT AT THE STAINS |
<[dSx]kiLLmAsta> | and there's RAT SHIT ALL OVER IT |
<[dSx]tiMeCop> | HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA |
<[dSx]awpMAN> | idiot, hahahahahahahaha |
<[dSx]kiLLmAsta> | fuck |
<[dSx]kiLLmAsta> | i'm going to have trouble sleeping now that i know that SOME FUCKING RAT IN MY HOUSE ATE MY SEMEN |
<[dSx]h34dsh0t> | dude |
<[dSx]kiLLmAsta> | yea |
<[dSx]h34dsh0t> | i love you |
<[dSx]h34dsh0t> | i really do |
<[dSx]h34dsh0t> | but it would be a crime not to submit this to bash |
<[dSx]kiLLmAsta> | NO WAIT FUCK |
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