| <Reeve> | Every freaking time I ask for a Big Kid's Meal at this one Burger King they give me a Kid's Meal |
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<Reeve> | WHERE'S THE BIG YOU COCKSUCKERS?! |
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<Elmina> | The big is in your pants. |
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<Reeve> | Damn right it is |
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<Reeve> | But I'd appreciate it if it could also be in my burger once in a while |
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<Elmina> | Reevey wants to have sex with burgers! :> |
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