| <@Campbell> | I saw the best thing today... I was around at a mates place and these Jehovah's Witnesses came around preaching their shit |
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<@Campbell> | So my mate invites them in and sits down and offers them pizza and cookies. |
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<@Campbell> | After about 15 minutes they left very happy. |
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<@Campbell> | We spotted them about an hour later lying in a park staring at the sky |
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<@Campbell> | I guess those hash cookies and that magic mushie pizza really did its job. |
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<@Campbell> | Who said drugs were bad?! |
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