| <D> | I've been blowing my nose on the leg of my pants for the past few hours, and now my spoon just fell out of my bowl. |
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<D> | It landed on a towel. |
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<Jens> | ... |
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<D> | I believe this to be God's way of saying "You fucking dumbass." |
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<ZMan> | D. Never reproduce. |
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