| Reject> | My best friend crashed on the sofa last night, so I left her a note saying come up whenever you wake up. |
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Reject> | At about 5 in the morning, i'm woken up by laugher. |
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Reject> | Apparently, I was spooning with my dog. |
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Reject> | I will *never* live that down |
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