| <megaBBq> | one time my friends and i were camping in the mountains, one night i went to bed and i woke up at about noon the next day |
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<megaBBq> | i sit up and open my eyes, and i'm staring point blank at this mountain goat |
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<megaBBq> | having been shit drunk the night before, it was a very odd few moments trying to figure out how the goat got in my tent |
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