| gr3ym4tt3r> | NEVER MASTURBATE AFTER 5 DAYS OF NOT DOING IT. |
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AerialFlames> | Dude, yeah |
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gr3ym4tt3r> | Especially with no towels nearby. |
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AerialFlames> | It goes BOOM |
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gr3ym4tt3r> | This is gonna be fucking nasty, but I hit myself in the fucking EYE. |
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gr3ym4tt3r> | IN. MY. EYE. |
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AerialFlames> | ..WTF |
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AerialFlames> | WTF |
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AerialFlames> | POINT IT AWAY |
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AerialFlames> | DUMBASS |
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gr3ym4tt3r> | I did... but it was like... *twi*BLAMF*tch* |
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