<_Frolostalker> | I fucking hate having OCD. Masturbations should be a joyous occasion. but noooo, after i masturbate, i have to go into my bathroom, and do it again, then preform an elaborte ritual of intricately touching all the walls in a specific fashion |
<_Frolostalker> | fucking hell, i'm gonna go do that |
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