| <^Matt^> | I didn't win the lotto btw |
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<^Matt^> | :/ |
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<Windogg> | doh |
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<^Matt^> | yeah I really thought I had a chance this time |
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<^Matt^> | like this was the one |
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<^Matt^> | :) |
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<Windogg> | Kinda like the time I felt this one girl was "the one"Â I got a tight queasy feeling in my stomach, my heart started beating faster, my breath quickened, I started sweating, and I got all weak |
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<Windogg> | Turned out to be undercooked hamburgers |
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